SEAL Team 666 has invaded Italy.
How do we know?
Could they have been part of the mysterious night raid that destroyed 80,000 bottles of wine?
Was SEAL Team 666 involved? Until someone steps forward we can't rule them out.
But what we do know is that they've been sighted in Vicenza, Italy.
On the marksmanship range?
In the tactical command headquarters?
At the ammo resupply point?
No. At the Hair Salon. It seems like one of my old friends and fans discovered that Consuela and the other stylists had SEAL Team 666 wishlisted for audiobook. Once my friend, Tracy, found this out, she convinced them to download the book and listen to it as they work.
So if you find yourself in Vicenza and are in need of a haircut, you might want to be careful. After all, the lady with the scissors wearing the headphones might just jump while she's cutting.
And then all bets are off.
How do we know?
Could they have been part of the mysterious night raid that destroyed 80,000 bottles of wine?
The mystery night raiders turned on the taps of Case Basse winery's giant wooden casks in which the wine was maturing, and let more than 62,000 litres of prized Brunello di Montalcino pour out.
Some 80,000 bottles of wine were lost, each of which can sell for at least 170 euros – a total estimated value of more than 13 million euros. The saboteurs did no other damage to the estate's "cantina", nor did they steal anything, suggesting that it was less a random episode of vandalism and more an act of spite.
The raid wiped out the last six vintages of the 6.5-hectare vineyard in the hills of southern Tuscany, from 2007 to 2012. Case Basse is a small but highly acclaimed producer of Brunello di Montalcino, making around 10,000 bottles a year. (Entire Article)
Was SEAL Team 666 involved? Until someone steps forward we can't rule them out.But what we do know is that they've been sighted in Vicenza, Italy.
On the marksmanship range?
In the tactical command headquarters?
At the ammo resupply point?
No. At the Hair Salon. It seems like one of my old friends and fans discovered that Consuela and the other stylists had SEAL Team 666 wishlisted for audiobook. Once my friend, Tracy, found this out, she convinced them to download the book and listen to it as they work.
So if you find yourself in Vicenza and are in need of a haircut, you might want to be careful. After all, the lady with the scissors wearing the headphones might just jump while she's cutting.
And then all bets are off.
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