Bring Back the McRib You Franchizing Scoundrels!!

I stand with Young Xanthe Pajarillo. 

Watch her video and stand strong with us!

What I learned from this video:



-McDonalds franchise owners have been given the option of selling the McRib or not and only 55% have decided to sell it, thus disenfranchising 45% of the American and Tourist McRib-eating public.

-Thanksgiving without a McRib is like a Christmas without snow.

-Consumers have had to resort to McRibLocator.com, which gives disappointing results because it shows how far your wondermeat is away from you.

-The McDonalds on Shakala Lane next to the In and Out Burger is definitely NOT selling the McRib.

-The All Day Breakfast is like a really poor substitute for the McRib.

-The removal of the McRib from the menu has adversely effected families during the holidays. 

-Especially those who would order a 50 piece chicken McNugget and 10 McRibs as their 21^st Century version of poultry and ham, which results in messed up and broken holiday spirits.

-If you call the hotline they won’t take you seriously.

-I'm disturbed to inform you that the nearest McRrib to my house is at 551 Telegraph Canyon Road, Chula Vista, CA, about 410 miles away.

 BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!

THE MCRIB SAGAS CONTINUE!!

I DON'T STAND WITH CARLA THE THROAT PUNCHER!

-What I learned from this Video:

-The drive thru was filled all the way up so she had to go inside. Thank god, because she was clearly drinking.

-You supposed to offer an Extra McRib for a dollar when you ask for the McRib Meal.

-Never tell a drunk woman that she doesn't really need an extra McRib.

-McScuse me bitch is a new term.

-Charlene was just throat punched.

-You are invited by Carla to also punch Charlene in the cooter.

I DO STAND WITH THIS GIRL DOING HER OWN RENDITION OF CARLA!

 I DON'T STAND WITH CARLA 

THE VOODOO COOTER  PUNCHER!

 What I learned from this video:

-Never give Carla a voodoo doll of Charlene.

-You can buy voodoo dolls on ebay.

-If you repeatedly punch the voodoo doll in the cooter an ambulance will come.

-Voodoo works.

I DO STILL STAND WITH XANTHE, THOUGH!

What I learned from this video:

-America fell hard for the sauce we all adore.

-Germany serves the McRib all year around.

-McDonalds chose to rob her family of tradition.

-They'll do what it takes to bring it back on the menu.

NOW WHO DO YOU STAND WITH? 

CARLA OR XANTHE OR BOTH?

TAKE A SIDE!

MAKE A STAND! 

EAT A MCRIB!