Living Dangerously: December 2016

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Weston Ochse is a former intelligence officer and special operations soldier who has engaged enemy combatants, terrorists, narco smugglers, and human traffickers. His personal war stories include performing humanitarian operations over Bangladesh, being deployed to Afghanistan, and a near miss being cannibalized in Papua New Guinea. His fiction and non-fiction has been praised by USA Today, The Atlantic, The New York Post, The Financial Times of London, and Publishers Weekly. The American Library Association labeled him one of the Major Horror Authors of the 21st Century. His work has also won the Bram Stoker Award, been nominated for the Pushcart Prize, and won multiple New Mexico-Arizona Book Awards. A writer of more than 26 books in multiple genres, his military supernatural series SEAL Team 666 has been optioned to be a movie starring Dwayne Johnson. His military sci fi series, which starts with Grunt Life, has been praised for its PTSD-positive depiction of soldiers at peace and at war. Weston likes to be called a chaotic good paladin and challenges anyone to disagree. After all, no one can really stand a goody two-shoes lawful good character. They can be so annoying. It's so much more fun to be chaotic, even when you're striving to save the world. You can argue with him about this and other things online at Living Dangerously or on Facebook at Badasswriter. All content of this blog is copywrited by Weston Ochse.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Bring Back the McRib You Franchizing Scoundrels!!

I stand with Young Xanthe Pajarillo.

Watch her video and stand strong with us!

What I learned from this video:

-McDonalds franchise owners have been given the option of selling the McRib or not and only 55% have decided to sell it, thus disenfranchising 45% of the American and Tourist McRib-eating public.

-Thanksgiving without a McRib is like a Christmas without snow.

-Consumers have had to resort to McRibLocator.com, which gives disappointing results because it shows how far your wondermeat is away from you.

-The McDonalds on Shakala Lane next to the In and Out Burger is definitely NOT selling the McRib.

-The All Day Breakfast is like a really poor substitute for the McRib.

-The removal of the McRib from the menu has adversely effected families during the holidays.

-Especially those who would order a 50 piece chicken McNugget and 10 McRibs as their 21^st Century version of poultry and ham, which results in messed up and broken holiday spirits.

-If you call the hotline they won’t take you seriously.

-I'm disturbed to inform you that the nearest McRrib to my house is at 551 Telegraph Canyon Road, Chula Vista, CA, about 410 miles away.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!

THE MCRIB SAGAS CONTINUE!!

I DON'T STAND WITH CARLA THE THROAT PUNCHER!

-What I learned from this Video:

-The drive thru was filled all the way up so she had to go inside. Thank god, because she was clearly drinking.

-You supposed to offer an Extra McRib for a dollar when you ask for the McRib Meal.

-Never tell a drunk woman that she doesn't really need an extra McRib.

-McScuse me bitch is a new term.

-Charlene was just throat punched.

-You are invited by Carla to also punch Charlene in the cooter.

I DO STAND WITH THIS GIRL DOING HER OWN RENDITION OF CARLA!

I DON'T STAND WITH CARLA

THE VOODOO COOTER PUNCHER!

What I learned from this video:

-Never give Carla a voodoo doll of Charlene.

-You can buy voodoo dolls on ebay.

-If you repeatedly punch the voodoo doll in the cooter an ambulance will come.

-Voodoo works.

I DO STILL STAND WITH XANTHE, THOUGH!