So I pulled out my broken computer this morning and let it do it's Kabuki Dance of Death one more time because I decided I need to start the day with a laugh. It gives an error code when it's trying to boot up, so I typed that code into trusty old Google. Looks like it might just be a Windows 8 issue--- as in it crashed.
Oh!
Hunky fucking Dory!
That's easy to fix then.
So I googled the code.
This is what I got from the makers of my computer. Here is their helpful information posted at the HP Official site.
What you'll note is that all of the commands rely on Windows actually loading. Well, if Windows has crashed, then how can it load? And no, the F-Keys aren't functioning.
Note also that this was posted by an 'HP Expert.'
And finally, note that HP encourages you to click on the 'KUDOS' button at the bottom to 'Accept as Solution.'
Then note that as of the creation of this post, 1,788 persons have viewed this 'HP Solution' and not a single one has accepted this as a solution.
Seriously, HP? Did you pay this person? Is there any oversight? Is it a guy in his underwear playing WOW in his basement or is it an actual living breathing HP-certified helper? Do you know this has been on your site for two years?
Question: If windows has crashed, how do you expect us to follow directions that rely on windows to be open?
Sigh.
I used to be so happy with my HP and the laptop.
I used to think it was the Schnizzle!
Note to HP. You can have the shiniest and bestest looking computer in the universe, but if your computer crashes and stops working and if your 'Help Desk' people are complete morons, then that is the last impression you are leaving on a customer, and anyone that customer decides to speak with into eternity.
Also, a special message to the CEO of HP. My mother has written you an email. She's already had one reply 'escalating the issue.' You have no idea. You better duck. You better hide. Because she's not going to let off. Trust me when I say that the only way you can piss off a mother more, is if you fuck with their kid when he's deployed fighting a war. And get this, she just retired. So she has all.... the time... in the world... to make sure that you and all of her friends understand the issue at hand.
...and the drama continues.
Weston Ochse
Currently in
Afghanistan
Oh!
Hunky fucking Dory!
That's easy to fix then.
So I googled the code.
This is what I got from the makers of my computer. Here is their helpful information posted at the HP Official site.
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What you'll note is that all of the commands rely on Windows actually loading. Well, if Windows has crashed, then how can it load? And no, the F-Keys aren't functioning.
Note also that this was posted by an 'HP Expert.'
And finally, note that HP encourages you to click on the 'KUDOS' button at the bottom to 'Accept as Solution.'
Then note that as of the creation of this post, 1,788 persons have viewed this 'HP Solution' and not a single one has accepted this as a solution.
Seriously, HP? Did you pay this person? Is there any oversight? Is it a guy in his underwear playing WOW in his basement or is it an actual living breathing HP-certified helper? Do you know this has been on your site for two years?
Question: If windows has crashed, how do you expect us to follow directions that rely on windows to be open?
Sigh.
I used to be so happy with my HP and the laptop.
I used to think it was the Schnizzle!
Note to HP. You can have the shiniest and bestest looking computer in the universe, but if your computer crashes and stops working and if your 'Help Desk' people are complete morons, then that is the last impression you are leaving on a customer, and anyone that customer decides to speak with into eternity.
Also, a special message to the CEO of HP. My mother has written you an email. She's already had one reply 'escalating the issue.' You have no idea. You better duck. You better hide. Because she's not going to let off. Trust me when I say that the only way you can piss off a mother more, is if you fuck with their kid when he's deployed fighting a war. And get this, she just retired. So she has all.... the time... in the world... to make sure that you and all of her friends understand the issue at hand.
...and the drama continues.
Weston Ochse
Currently in
Afghanistan
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